THE ACACIA STRAIN Makes A Body Pillow Now

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The Acacia Strain is searching for a new drummer right now, but you know what they’ve found in the meantime? A body pillow for you to love. Or whatever it is you people do with body pillows – don’t tell me. I’m good not knowing.

Yes, The Acacia Strain has just introduced their new body pillow featuring guitarist Devin Shidaker that you can pre-order here until August 14. At which point the magic body pillow fairy will make exactly that many and hand-deliver them to your house in a loving, gentle way. Probably. I gotta be honest, I didn’t ask anyone how this works.

“Need someone to cuddle up with? Something to spice up your boring bedroom? This Devin-kun Dakimakura is now available, but only through August 13th. 54″ x 20” body pillowcase with zipper enclosure. Please note that this sale is for the pillowcase only. itcanalwaysgetworse.org

Get ’em here.

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